Liberalism

Liberalism is the official ideology of the bourgeois. Like the intellectual soup that it is, it comes in many flavors and it was great when it was first made but since has gone bad after being left out for too long.

Liberalism is perhaps the most diverse school of political thought, with adherents as diverse as Francoist Spain, The NSDAP, and Herbert Hoover on the extreme right, Franklin Delano Roosevelt, Deng Xiaoping, and the Know Nothing Party on the extreme left, and Stalin and Trotsky in the extreme center.

The core of Liberalism is the unshakable belief in human progress and the right for humanity to dominate the Earth. They believe that individuals' souls are not granted salvation by any omnipotent deity, but rather from the invisible hand of the free market, which operates on pure logic.

Regardless of the specific sect, adherents of this cult hold these tenets in common:

1. The freer the markets the freer the ruling class 2. Science is unquestionably correct at that given moment only 3. Time does not exist beyond the next election cycle 4. Liberal democratic governance is the only acceptable form of government 5. Capitalism is the only acceptable form of an economy

These 5 tenets are the backbone of liberalism, otherwise known by some scholars as "the goldilocks theory of geopolitics" because this system is just right.